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New head of Marketing Contract Terminated over Franchise Proposal.

The new head of marketing failed to conduct proper market research before proposing today a line of fast food stores featuring the mascot "Krazy Kow". Seen here in proposed straight jacket prop costume.

The president outraged and baffled at the idea of trying to financially capitalize on the recent increase in public awareness of "Mad Cow Disease", promptly terminated the sock puppet's contract.

Said the President, "This is the wrong idea, the wrong time, and the wrong way of thinking. I must have been insane to hire this sock."

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